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var a = Math.random() + ""
var rand1 = a.charAt(5)
quotes = new Array
quotes[1] = "If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside -- Cringely, Robert X. from 'InfoWorld'"
quotes[2] = "THINK -- it gives you something to do while the computer is down."
quotes[3] = "RAM disk is *not* an installation procedure."
quotes[4] = "There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to be a coincidence -- Jeremy S. Anderson"
quotes[5] = "It would appear that we have reached the limits of what it is possible to achieve with computer technology, although one should be careful with such statements, as they tend to sound pretty silly in 5 years -- John Von Neumann (ca. 1949)"
quotes[6] = "640K ought to be enough for anybody. -- Bill Gates, 1981"
quotes[7] = "The Internet? We are not interested in it -- Bill Gates, 1993"
quotes[8] = "On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog - Peter Steiner"
quotes[9] = "Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943 - I think there is a world market for maybe five computers."
quotes[0] = "If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done. - - Scott Adams"
var quote = quotes[rand1]
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